We took the jerks home because we thought they were just cute little balls of fuzz. How could we resist these adorable kittens?
Jezebel looked so sweet and forlorn.
Pants was happy with the cheapest, crappiest excuse for toys.
They sat quietly on the couch together. They were perfect little angels.
Maybe we should have noticed the evil glow in their eyes.
It wasn’t until we spent all of our money on cat food and litter that they let their true natures show. These adorable little babies turned out to be big fat jerks.